Tired of time management?
Think you’ll pop if you take one more deep breath?
So bored with yoga that you want to bang your head on your sticky mat?
You may find these reduce stress tips just the ticket.
The Top 10 Humorous Tips for Moms to Reduce Stress
1. Bored at the kid’s soccer game? Take over as team manager and arrange for chair massage at every game.
2. Tired of laundry? Every week take your dirty clothes to Goodwill and Target.com send new ones.
3. Sell the dog.
4. Can’t stand to make dinner anymore? Set up an open account at your Thai Food restaurant and have dinner delivered every night. Too expensive? See #5.
5. Worries about money? Take an extra job at Shopko–you will have extra money and you won’t see how dirty the house is.
6. Your career stalling? Quit your job and become an extra in a George Clooney film.
7. Husband forget so take out the garbage (again)? Time for new shoes.
8. Child home for school sick? Eat chocolate. You know–it has anti-oxidants.
9. Both mother and mother-in-law want you at their house for Christmas? Make a podcast of how much you love them and post it on the family website. What’s more holiday than YouTube?
…And the final of the
Humorous Stress Tips for Moms
10. Frustrated at listening to your girlfriend’s dating troubles? Time for new shoes and margaritas.